I'm done
9 candidates and I didn't lose hope
Of whom AL Sharpton seemed the most charismatic, but I shrugged this off.
My one hope turns out to be a weirdo and I was still sorta on board
But now freaking Saddam Hussein went and got himself caught
And I've come to grips with the fact that we are really and truly screwed.

People tell me that we have a year to go and not to lose heart.
They tell me that people who make predictions
Look like asses a year down the road.
I think about this and the only thing that comes to me
is "bite me"
Bush probably has Osama tucked away till he needs him in November.
My birthday is the 29th... Maybe I'll go suck a lemon
I imagine that it will taste sweet in comparison