Technology doesn't make you cool
I'm walking out of the library to make a call. I casually flip open my phone, and activate the Voice Recognition feature. I mutter "Justin" into the receiver... It repeats my voice saying "justin" and dials... Bitchin.. I now feel like the coolest guy around. Finally I'm the guy who knows what's up.. I perform amazing feats of technology and have got my shit together.... eye of the tiger etc

Justin doesn't answer so I leave a Voicemail... Ah well, catch him later... I flip close my phone, hitch up my pants, and saunter back into the library as if I'd just been on the line with Mick Jagger...

It's only after a confused email from another Justin, that I realize that I have two Justin's in my phone and that the wrong one has the all important Voice activation entry... He of course is treated to a message meant for another...

I like an idiot was apparently too busy prancing around with my fancy phone to notice the wrong voice on the other end

sigh..

Still just a jackass...