So I'm sitting here with my laptop, coked to the gills, trying to get a paper done. Yeah its about 12:15 and the thought of going to bed has crossed my mind more than once this evening. I lean back, stretch, and wonder what the fuck a guys gotta do to catch some winks in this messed up collegiate world when my eye is caught by something shiny.
My flask...
Gee haven't messed with that in a while.
It's so beautiful..
Unscrew the cap and whaddya know, Christmas has come early this year. A little Scotch still resides in my silver life-negotiating aide. A nip reminds me that I haven't had a good belt in a while which makes me sad. Another makes me turn on Cartoon channel to watch
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Problem solved
Feck yah...