Master Sun said:

War is
A grave affair of state;
It is a place
Of life and death,
A road
To survival and extinction,
A matter
To be pondered carefully.

el Jefe said:

Microsoft Server Management System is
a piece of poop;
It's installation is
pissing me off;
I do not intend,
to read 10 chapters on preplanning
or hire 6 other IT dudes;
Bill Gates may eat,
my farts;
I should have been,
a %#$@ dentist;