Blogging in '05 would appear to be a daunting task.
For these reasons.

1. I spilled coffee all over my keyboard and now the keys stick. This is not conducive to blogging. EX: I just freaked out my cubie neighbors by violently punching the 5 button over and over again with a homicidal rage. Having people peer over cube partitions to investigate rage keeps me from blogging.

2. I'm fat and lazy due to Holiday.

3. Other people have stopped blogging. I won't name names, but you suck.

4. No longer have academic cred. Am now working wanker.

5. I've stopped swearing

On the other hand, I could be doing this all day...

poor bastard..
El Jefe