"Thank you Hollywood", a letter.

Dear Sir or Madam
Hello. I am el Jefe, a humble movie fan, and I write to you today just as one man communicating his feelings to a unknowable market conglomeration. I have recently viewed the trailer for the movie "Confetti" on the internet via the Apple website. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you. You see, I have been burdened throughout my life by a crippling Anglophilia. The various accents and speach structures native to the Isles have captivated me from a young age. Although I am an American citizen and therefore have a certain understandable contempt for foriegners and their ilk, I can't help but be captivated by these people and all there strange and interesting ways. I even enjoy it when American actors take on British accents even though they are patently false.

Anyhoo, after watching this trailer I realized that you have created the perfect vehicle to rid me of this terrible affliction. Upon viewing it for the third time, it occured to me that it was very probably that while viewing this film in its entirety that I would suffer enough gastric distress to effectively render my gastrointestinal infrastructure into nothing more than an indeterminate goo. After "busting a gut" as they say, I hope to attain a Pavlovian revulsion for the British and be the "God bless America" singing Son of the Revolution that my disappointed parents so deserved.

Good luck to us all

Sincerely
el Jefe