You know how they say that rich people are rich because they never spend money?

It just occurred to me that skinny people are that way because they don't spend weekday mornings eating doughnuts and tea in a cool shop instead of the lame continental breakfast that the conference they're going to provides.

For that matter, successful people are probably that way because they're at the breakfast gabbing at strangers like idiots and making contacts, instead of in the doughnut shop, with headphones in, typing on his laptop, and trying to pretend that he's the only person on the planet. Oh well...

It occurs to me to wonder sometimes what kind of crazy adventures or things I might learn if I didn't walk around with my stupid headphones in all the time.

[from the movie classic "I'm gonna git you, sucka"]
Jack Spade: [looks at musicians] Who are these guys?
John Spade: They're my theme music. Every hero's got to have some.

What are ya gonna do?
el Jefe